How i wish i could cough in written oops i forgot i have got to be as honest as kejriwal ji and not copy him coughing.Before i start i want to admit i am writing this post with utmost honesty, integrity and blahh and i can vouch for the fact ki mein doodh se dhulla hua hoon aur jinko bhi yeh post galat dikhta hey woh chor hey aur sab bik chukke hey to crony capitalism .. :P
REASONS WHY NOT TO VOTE FOR THE ROAD RUNNER AND HIS CIRCUS COMPANY told in my ishtyle.
ECONOMY : subsidies are a politicians delight and an economists nightmare and in our times of already high fiscal deficit our dear tragediwal ji wants to give people subsidised power (bhagwan ke naam pe free mein de de bhai ), water. why is it bad 1) high fiscal deficit implies the govt borrows too much money from the banks thereby making it inevitable for banks to lend to pvt sector therefore higher rates of interest which the companies dont prefer therefore postpone investments, less jobs and more misery.Clearly our kejriwal ji despite him being an I to d R to d S officer loves subsidies because thats the easiest way to garner votes and easiest way to grab power. Secondly his holiness wants the elctions to throw up a fractured mandate so that elections can happen again but the one thing he misses in his mindless rhetoric of swaraj and blah is that elections in india is like a marriage party, u alsways end up blowing more than ur budget and in these already tough times i think only he can fund these elections since dollar dollar heyy baby and he is the dollar man thanks to his party funding :P
POLITY : The media suddenly has started portraying him as the Mother Teresa (even she must be turning in her grave with disgust with this comparison ) of the depressed classes, the downtrodden and the women ... yes yes don't get shocked the women also and not to forget his way of doing it is don't come late, don't be an african else his self styled chowkidars will come at the stroke of the midnight clock and surprise surprise it's a raid with no proof and then in a meeting insult a respected female colleague who eventually walks out and to everyones utter surprise women are infact more poorly represented in the aap compared to the other parties. How dare me how can i forget he is d secular d man .. :P even if it means he gives a ticket to ppl based on the vote bank of the constituency (case in point old city majorly muslim population so our secular king will put up muslim candidates since this is secularism apunka ishtyle) and as far as my limited knowledge allows me except for shazia ilmi no SECULAR candidate has been fielded and i would not want to talk what is secular becoz i am d angootha d chaap and only d kejri d baba knows the definition.
PALAT (oops paltu ) MERI JAAN TERA ITEM IDHAR HEY - mujhe/hume ghar nahi chahiye, gaadi nahi chahiye, hum gandhi vaadi hey isiliye repeatedly thappad khaate hain media mein sympathy ke liye and finally suddenly in the most filmi way he tells '' Mere paas MAA hey, sonia ma ''after all jhaadu aur haath donno hum saath saaath hey ki family hey, aur sheila dixit ji and fir's with regards to common wealth :P tauba tauba too much of cough has lead to selective amnesia and then i am an IRS officer and in the know how of how the govt works yet i formed the govt becoz i am power hungry oops no i genuinely care for the ppl (can't control my tears finally an angel has fallen from heaven to save us) and becoz u dnt listen to me i resign because i am a sacrificer just like my maa who sacrificed prime minister ship (to make the country sink). '' Lastly hum '' anti capitalist hain '' isliye hamare fund raising dinners ka kharcha 20,000 hey and any sane person would know that only darling crony capitalists can afford to pay 20,000 for a meal and i being aam will travel only by metro and cause nuisance to the public and hold my meetings in stadiums rather than assembly because i like d attention baby.
WHY I LOVE HIM : he and his show is better than comedy nights with kapil roz ka tamasha guaranteed and if the media does'nt focus on me i will sleep on the roads dharna and if that doesnt work, lets play holi with ink baby !! or even better lets wrestle :P news ka news and bechara ka bechara .. :P and his bunch of moronic supporters if this is not enuf will litter the streets, better idea kindly sweep the dirt off also after u litter and pee in front of m.p's houses (live example of freedom of expression baby). i sincerely hope and pray that this tamasha continues but on a serious note can we stop supporting this moron and his bunch of clowns and stop being a stake holder in raping the country and its people.
TO ALL THE PPL WHO ARE GOING TO ARGUE ON THIS ... PLEASE ARGUE .. :P i also want to see how it feels to enjoy attention in ways as shameless as these and i strongly again re-iterate mein doodh se dhulla hua hoon aur jo bhi argue karenge sab chor hey aur woh bhi doctrinaired chor .. :P
TO ALL THOSE PPL WHO SEE THIS MORON AS AN ALTERNATIVE and are blind to the obvious ... u guys need HELP !!! consult a psychiatrist immediately or better close ur eyes and sleep singing '' hum honge kamiyab ek din '' or even better dance to baby doll (yeh duniya pital di aur mein sone di ) .. :P after all being an idiot and being supported by ppl is no less an achievement.
REASONS WHY NOT TO VOTE FOR THE ROAD RUNNER AND HIS CIRCUS COMPANY told in my ishtyle.
ECONOMY : subsidies are a politicians delight and an economists nightmare and in our times of already high fiscal deficit our dear tragediwal ji wants to give people subsidised power (bhagwan ke naam pe free mein de de bhai ), water. why is it bad 1) high fiscal deficit implies the govt borrows too much money from the banks thereby making it inevitable for banks to lend to pvt sector therefore higher rates of interest which the companies dont prefer therefore postpone investments, less jobs and more misery.Clearly our kejriwal ji despite him being an I to d R to d S officer loves subsidies because thats the easiest way to garner votes and easiest way to grab power. Secondly his holiness wants the elctions to throw up a fractured mandate so that elections can happen again but the one thing he misses in his mindless rhetoric of swaraj and blah is that elections in india is like a marriage party, u alsways end up blowing more than ur budget and in these already tough times i think only he can fund these elections since dollar dollar heyy baby and he is the dollar man thanks to his party funding :P
POLITY : The media suddenly has started portraying him as the Mother Teresa (even she must be turning in her grave with disgust with this comparison ) of the depressed classes, the downtrodden and the women ... yes yes don't get shocked the women also and not to forget his way of doing it is don't come late, don't be an african else his self styled chowkidars will come at the stroke of the midnight clock and surprise surprise it's a raid with no proof and then in a meeting insult a respected female colleague who eventually walks out and to everyones utter surprise women are infact more poorly represented in the aap compared to the other parties. How dare me how can i forget he is d secular d man .. :P even if it means he gives a ticket to ppl based on the vote bank of the constituency (case in point old city majorly muslim population so our secular king will put up muslim candidates since this is secularism apunka ishtyle) and as far as my limited knowledge allows me except for shazia ilmi no SECULAR candidate has been fielded and i would not want to talk what is secular becoz i am d angootha d chaap and only d kejri d baba knows the definition.
PALAT (oops paltu ) MERI JAAN TERA ITEM IDHAR HEY - mujhe/hume ghar nahi chahiye, gaadi nahi chahiye, hum gandhi vaadi hey isiliye repeatedly thappad khaate hain media mein sympathy ke liye and finally suddenly in the most filmi way he tells '' Mere paas MAA hey, sonia ma ''after all jhaadu aur haath donno hum saath saaath hey ki family hey, aur sheila dixit ji and fir's with regards to common wealth :P tauba tauba too much of cough has lead to selective amnesia and then i am an IRS officer and in the know how of how the govt works yet i formed the govt becoz i am power hungry oops no i genuinely care for the ppl (can't control my tears finally an angel has fallen from heaven to save us) and becoz u dnt listen to me i resign because i am a sacrificer just like my maa who sacrificed prime minister ship (to make the country sink). '' Lastly hum '' anti capitalist hain '' isliye hamare fund raising dinners ka kharcha 20,000 hey and any sane person would know that only darling crony capitalists can afford to pay 20,000 for a meal and i being aam will travel only by metro and cause nuisance to the public and hold my meetings in stadiums rather than assembly because i like d attention baby.
WHY I LOVE HIM : he and his show is better than comedy nights with kapil roz ka tamasha guaranteed and if the media does'nt focus on me i will sleep on the roads dharna and if that doesnt work, lets play holi with ink baby !! or even better lets wrestle :P news ka news and bechara ka bechara .. :P and his bunch of moronic supporters if this is not enuf will litter the streets, better idea kindly sweep the dirt off also after u litter and pee in front of m.p's houses (live example of freedom of expression baby). i sincerely hope and pray that this tamasha continues but on a serious note can we stop supporting this moron and his bunch of clowns and stop being a stake holder in raping the country and its people.
TO ALL THE PPL WHO ARE GOING TO ARGUE ON THIS ... PLEASE ARGUE .. :P i also want to see how it feels to enjoy attention in ways as shameless as these and i strongly again re-iterate mein doodh se dhulla hua hoon aur jo bhi argue karenge sab chor hey aur woh bhi doctrinaired chor .. :P
TO ALL THOSE PPL WHO SEE THIS MORON AS AN ALTERNATIVE and are blind to the obvious ... u guys need HELP !!! consult a psychiatrist immediately or better close ur eyes and sleep singing '' hum honge kamiyab ek din '' or even better dance to baby doll (yeh duniya pital di aur mein sone di ) .. :P after all being an idiot and being supported by ppl is no less an achievement.
pruthvi : one may well disagree with the style of politics and hush hush kind of activistic antics of AAP but to compare and allude that it is B team of Congress shows that the one who needs psychiatric treatment is none other U.
ReplyDeletenow u have nicely sidelined the definition of Secularism that u understand and went on to again allude that AAP is anti-secular anti-women. does fielding muslim candidates from muslim majority areas can be called anti-secularistic?!?! u need some rethinking of what communities are and some good understanding of what minorities in india feel like and what can be done to make them feel secure.
atleast give a look at the activists who have joined AAP to get a true real perspective of what AAP is. one pure example can be of Narmada bachao andolan's Medha Patkar.
@adeel go read aaps early delhi assembly policy we will not choose candidates based on d major religion race caste of d community where elections r being held - definition of secular not by me but by ur dear aap leaders . Medha patkar i am a fan and i find it unfortunate tht tht is aap is piggy backing on her.
ReplyDeleteAnd btw tge constitution itself doesnot have a meaning fr secular ... i mentioned his definition of secular ( courtesy yogendra yadav and d kejri baba himself ) and i find it sad tht u dnt hve answers and hve resorted to playing d poor us mibority card ( u.s and european countries hve most discrimination, very less quota, they dnt crib there ) it gappens nly in india tht inspite of reservations special schemes and special privileges the minorities feel they r an oppresses lot ... empoweement happens when u want it to hapoen not with d help of power brokers like aap and d next time u use d minority card plz do understand tht i am educated and hve also visited vullages stayd there fr good amount of time ... so go give ur poor minority clsss or sermon to ppl who tgink u guys r a genius .
ReplyDeleteAnd btw tge constitution itself doesnot have a meaning fr secular ... i mentioned his definition of secular ( courtesy yogendra yadav and d kejri baba himself ) and i find it sad tht u dnt hve answers and hve resorted to playing d poor us mibority card ( u.s and european countries hve most discrimination, very less quota, they dnt crib there ) it gappens nly in india tht inspite of reservations special schemes and special privileges the minorities feel they r an oppresses lot ... empoweement happens when u want it to hapoen not with d help of power brokers like aap and d next time u use d minority card plz do understand tht i am educated and hve also visited vullages stayd there fr good amount of time ... so go give ur poor minority clsss or sermon to ppl who tgink u guys r a genius .
ReplyDeletei actually dont like the idea of reservation and do not like to get myself admitted on basis of reservation.
ReplyDeletewhat i talked about was security not priveleges. so dont get offended when some one gives presents a counter point and take the point being made properly.
one who understands a community and their issues better is one who is from the community itself not some one else.
if you put up a brahmin candidate in a SC/ST majority area, you may well lose the election, but thats not the point to be taken. the point is the candidate who you put up must be able to connect to the constituency and the communities residing there and also the people residing there should be able to look up to the candidate as one who undrstands them. and their issues.
and for your info many muslim majority areas in hyd have not got muslim candidates as you portryaed in your article. nampallly, malakpet and some more muslim majority area dont have muslim AAP candidate.
you are educated, no doubt but also get informed. looks like u have formed your opinion on AAP's secularism just seeing the MP candidate of hyderabad.
@adeel i am taking things in a sporting manner nly i got offended becoz the mibority card is d easiest ploy especially few aap supoorters use ... so i thought maybe u were gng tht way . 2) i hve a list of criminal candidates cntesting frm aap i will ping u on fb thru a mssg 3) nearly 1/3rd to 1/2 the ppl who cntested were associated with d bjp or d cngress befre 4) aap also is choosing candidates on winnability not secularism ( their definition, not mine ) or whtever tht is and i would appreciate if fr nce aa p supporters can actually support aap without bashing up or cmpring with other parties.
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