How i wish i could cough in written oops i forgot i have got to be as honest as kejriwal ji and not copy him coughing.Before i start i want to admit i am writing this post with utmost honesty, integrity and blahh and i can vouch for the fact ki mein doodh se dhulla hua hoon aur jinko bhi yeh post galat dikhta hey woh chor hey aur sab bik chukke hey to crony capitalism .. :P
REASONS WHY NOT TO VOTE FOR THE ROAD RUNNER AND HIS CIRCUS COMPANY told in my ishtyle.
ECONOMY : subsidies are a politicians delight and an economists nightmare and in our times of already high fiscal deficit our dear tragediwal ji wants to give people subsidised power (bhagwan ke naam pe free mein de de bhai ), water. why is it bad 1) high fiscal deficit implies the govt borrows too much money from the banks thereby making it inevitable for banks to lend to pvt sector therefore higher rates of interest which the companies dont prefer therefore postpone investments, less jobs and more misery.Clearly our kejriwal ji despite him being an I to d R to d S officer loves subsidies because thats the easiest way to garner votes and easiest way to grab power. Secondly his holiness wants the elctions to throw up a fractured mandate so that elections can happen again but the one thing he misses in his mindless rhetoric of swaraj and blah is that elections in india is like a marriage party, u alsways end up blowing more than ur budget and in these already tough times i think only he can fund these elections since dollar dollar heyy baby and he is the dollar man thanks to his party funding :P
POLITY : The media suddenly has started portraying him as the Mother Teresa (even she must be turning in her grave with disgust with this comparison ) of the depressed classes, the downtrodden and the women ... yes yes don't get shocked the women also and not to forget his way of doing it is don't come late, don't be an african else his self styled chowkidars will come at the stroke of the midnight clock and surprise surprise it's a raid with no proof and then in a meeting insult a respected female colleague who eventually walks out and to everyones utter surprise women are infact more poorly represented in the aap compared to the other parties. How dare me how can i forget he is d secular d man .. :P even if it means he gives a ticket to ppl based on the vote bank of the constituency (case in point old city majorly muslim population so our secular king will put up muslim candidates since this is secularism apunka ishtyle) and as far as my limited knowledge allows me except for shazia ilmi no SECULAR candidate has been fielded and i would not want to talk what is secular becoz i am d angootha d chaap and only d kejri d baba knows the definition.
PALAT (oops paltu ) MERI JAAN TERA ITEM IDHAR HEY - mujhe/hume ghar nahi chahiye, gaadi nahi chahiye, hum gandhi vaadi hey isiliye repeatedly thappad khaate hain media mein sympathy ke liye and finally suddenly in the most filmi way he tells '' Mere paas MAA hey, sonia ma ''after all jhaadu aur haath donno hum saath saaath hey ki family hey, aur sheila dixit ji and fir's with regards to common wealth :P tauba tauba too much of cough has lead to selective amnesia and then i am an IRS officer and in the know how of how the govt works yet i formed the govt becoz i am power hungry oops no i genuinely care for the ppl (can't control my tears finally an angel has fallen from heaven to save us) and becoz u dnt listen to me i resign because i am a sacrificer just like my maa who sacrificed prime minister ship (to make the country sink). '' Lastly hum '' anti capitalist hain '' isliye hamare fund raising dinners ka kharcha 20,000 hey and any sane person would know that only darling crony capitalists can afford to pay 20,000 for a meal and i being aam will travel only by metro and cause nuisance to the public and hold my meetings in stadiums rather than assembly because i like d attention baby.
WHY I LOVE HIM : he and his show is better than comedy nights with kapil roz ka tamasha guaranteed and if the media does'nt focus on me i will sleep on the roads dharna and if that doesnt work, lets play holi with ink baby !! or even better lets wrestle :P news ka news and bechara ka bechara .. :P and his bunch of moronic supporters if this is not enuf will litter the streets, better idea kindly sweep the dirt off also after u litter and pee in front of m.p's houses (live example of freedom of expression baby). i sincerely hope and pray that this tamasha continues but on a serious note can we stop supporting this moron and his bunch of clowns and stop being a stake holder in raping the country and its people.
TO ALL THE PPL WHO ARE GOING TO ARGUE ON THIS ... PLEASE ARGUE .. :P i also want to see how it feels to enjoy attention in ways as shameless as these and i strongly again re-iterate mein doodh se dhulla hua hoon aur jo bhi argue karenge sab chor hey aur woh bhi doctrinaired chor .. :P
TO ALL THOSE PPL WHO SEE THIS MORON AS AN ALTERNATIVE and are blind to the obvious ... u guys need HELP !!! consult a psychiatrist immediately or better close ur eyes and sleep singing '' hum honge kamiyab ek din '' or even better dance to baby doll (yeh duniya pital di aur mein sone di ) .. :P after all being an idiot and being supported by ppl is no less an achievement.
REASONS WHY NOT TO VOTE FOR THE ROAD RUNNER AND HIS CIRCUS COMPANY told in my ishtyle.
ECONOMY : subsidies are a politicians delight and an economists nightmare and in our times of already high fiscal deficit our dear tragediwal ji wants to give people subsidised power (bhagwan ke naam pe free mein de de bhai ), water. why is it bad 1) high fiscal deficit implies the govt borrows too much money from the banks thereby making it inevitable for banks to lend to pvt sector therefore higher rates of interest which the companies dont prefer therefore postpone investments, less jobs and more misery.Clearly our kejriwal ji despite him being an I to d R to d S officer loves subsidies because thats the easiest way to garner votes and easiest way to grab power. Secondly his holiness wants the elctions to throw up a fractured mandate so that elections can happen again but the one thing he misses in his mindless rhetoric of swaraj and blah is that elections in india is like a marriage party, u alsways end up blowing more than ur budget and in these already tough times i think only he can fund these elections since dollar dollar heyy baby and he is the dollar man thanks to his party funding :P
POLITY : The media suddenly has started portraying him as the Mother Teresa (even she must be turning in her grave with disgust with this comparison ) of the depressed classes, the downtrodden and the women ... yes yes don't get shocked the women also and not to forget his way of doing it is don't come late, don't be an african else his self styled chowkidars will come at the stroke of the midnight clock and surprise surprise it's a raid with no proof and then in a meeting insult a respected female colleague who eventually walks out and to everyones utter surprise women are infact more poorly represented in the aap compared to the other parties. How dare me how can i forget he is d secular d man .. :P even if it means he gives a ticket to ppl based on the vote bank of the constituency (case in point old city majorly muslim population so our secular king will put up muslim candidates since this is secularism apunka ishtyle) and as far as my limited knowledge allows me except for shazia ilmi no SECULAR candidate has been fielded and i would not want to talk what is secular becoz i am d angootha d chaap and only d kejri d baba knows the definition.
PALAT (oops paltu ) MERI JAAN TERA ITEM IDHAR HEY - mujhe/hume ghar nahi chahiye, gaadi nahi chahiye, hum gandhi vaadi hey isiliye repeatedly thappad khaate hain media mein sympathy ke liye and finally suddenly in the most filmi way he tells '' Mere paas MAA hey, sonia ma ''after all jhaadu aur haath donno hum saath saaath hey ki family hey, aur sheila dixit ji and fir's with regards to common wealth :P tauba tauba too much of cough has lead to selective amnesia and then i am an IRS officer and in the know how of how the govt works yet i formed the govt becoz i am power hungry oops no i genuinely care for the ppl (can't control my tears finally an angel has fallen from heaven to save us) and becoz u dnt listen to me i resign because i am a sacrificer just like my maa who sacrificed prime minister ship (to make the country sink). '' Lastly hum '' anti capitalist hain '' isliye hamare fund raising dinners ka kharcha 20,000 hey and any sane person would know that only darling crony capitalists can afford to pay 20,000 for a meal and i being aam will travel only by metro and cause nuisance to the public and hold my meetings in stadiums rather than assembly because i like d attention baby.
WHY I LOVE HIM : he and his show is better than comedy nights with kapil roz ka tamasha guaranteed and if the media does'nt focus on me i will sleep on the roads dharna and if that doesnt work, lets play holi with ink baby !! or even better lets wrestle :P news ka news and bechara ka bechara .. :P and his bunch of moronic supporters if this is not enuf will litter the streets, better idea kindly sweep the dirt off also after u litter and pee in front of m.p's houses (live example of freedom of expression baby). i sincerely hope and pray that this tamasha continues but on a serious note can we stop supporting this moron and his bunch of clowns and stop being a stake holder in raping the country and its people.
TO ALL THE PPL WHO ARE GOING TO ARGUE ON THIS ... PLEASE ARGUE .. :P i also want to see how it feels to enjoy attention in ways as shameless as these and i strongly again re-iterate mein doodh se dhulla hua hoon aur jo bhi argue karenge sab chor hey aur woh bhi doctrinaired chor .. :P
TO ALL THOSE PPL WHO SEE THIS MORON AS AN ALTERNATIVE and are blind to the obvious ... u guys need HELP !!! consult a psychiatrist immediately or better close ur eyes and sleep singing '' hum honge kamiyab ek din '' or even better dance to baby doll (yeh duniya pital di aur mein sone di ) .. :P after all being an idiot and being supported by ppl is no less an achievement.
