Monday, March 5, 2018

Pahadi Diaries: Himachal Pradesh




Me: Appa, I am going for a friend’s wedding functions in Chandigarh and Shimla.

Thoroughly exasperated with my endless travel / fancy ways, all the man could come up with was “I hope you attend the functions”

Cut to the trip that had many first’s. Cancelled flights and finding myself last minute shelter to travelling by public transport; Definitely not the drama, my pampered ass is used to.

So, my dad’s premonitions were to turn true. The wedding in Chandigarh turned out to be a 20-minute soiree while the reception in Shimla a 20-minute weather-bitching fest. Now to the Trip.

From landing at perhaps one of the fanciest looking Airports in the country (Kullu Airport) the trip unfolded as below: -


Place
Places to visit
Must-Do
Must-Avoid
Places to eat
Manali: 2 days

Presidential Suite at Solang Valley Resort: A Hot Chocolate with that view
- Manikaran (Langar)
- Solang
- Gulaba
- Drive to the Hamta Pass
- Hidimba Devi and Manu Temple
- Rafting in subzero Beas river.
- Paragliding, Zorbing, ZipLining in Solang.
- Snow Trek in Gulaba & Hotel Sponsored Trek.
- Drinking water from the river during the trek.
- Israeli Food in Kasol
- Nightmarish Public Bathroom like Hot-Springs
- Riding on Yak like a loser, if you are young and capable.
- Jim Morrsion Café
- Bhoj & Little Italy
- Saturday Night at Johnson’s
- Maggi in Hamta Pass
Simla: 2 days

Mountain view Room at Oberoi Wild Flower Hall: Apples and Special Desserts served with that view.
- Naldehra Gold Course
- Jakhoo Hill
- Institute of Advanced Studies
-Skiing in Kufri
- Heritage Walk
- Infinity Jacuzzi by the mountains at the Hotel

- Heritage Train (Couldn’t do this one though)
-The over-rated Mall Road.
- Nightmarish Public Bathroom like Hot-Springs.
- The Chole Bature fan found his nirvana at Sitaram ke Chole Bhature.
- The Amazing food at the Oberoi Wild Flower Hall.


Hoping the above helps, giving a few pearls of wisdom absolutely free, free, free:-

  •      The Bus Stop at Simla is a shit hole so stick to travelling by Taxi from Manali to Simla.
  •      Do not wear shorts in Simla (just because you think -6 Degrees in Manali was bearable) and if you do, pray you are not stuck in a blizzard.
  •         The Kullu Flights usually get delayed from Delhi or Chandigarh. It’s better to be prepared than sorry.
  •       The Himachali Dance sponsored by the Hotels is Bogus and is just a way to force people to buy drinks.
So, it’s a wrap for my escapades till my bank account recovers.

Are you Living enough? If no, bloody START! 
    

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